iguanamouth:

thankyoucorndog:

iguanamouth:

birds dont exist 

if this is truee, how is it that i, a bird, am using laptop?

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checkamte

shit 

bachtothefugue:

why drop the bass when u can raise the soprano

doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

onetobeamup:

butiknevvhim:

ohharryosborn:

supernaturally-marvelous:

ask-jarvis:

cumber-kitty:

friendly reminder that Tony was only 17 when his parents died in a car accident leaving him orphaned and alone 

Friendly reminder that most likely Bucky staged the car accident

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how dare you

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yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

david-slayerofthevampyres:

I didn’t realize the Giffoni Film Festival was actually a GQ photoshoot.

hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

ray-winters-sings:

margorothspiegelmanthegreat:

ray-winters-sings:

You never know how much they say “Wildcats” in High School Musical til you have to drink everytime they do.

I’m reblogging this not because they say Wildcats a lot but because we’re acting on the assumption that people who are old enough to drink sit around playing drinking games to HSM and that’s beautiful. 

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